There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
