Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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