Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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