The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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