thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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