she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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