I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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