Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I can't turn off my feet"
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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