i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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