Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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