The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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