I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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