I think I am morally bankrupt
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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