STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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