absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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