Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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