What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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