Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
My vagina just clenched in fear
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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