so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just found puke in my bra..
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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