There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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