I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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