I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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