I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
My feet surprised me
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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