All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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