At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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