So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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