i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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