Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
