It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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