I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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