i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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