Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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