how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
