i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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