Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Randomize
