I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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