That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
accomplished twins. life is a go
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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