All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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