This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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