just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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