Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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