What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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