yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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