i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
handjob tips. give me some.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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