Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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