2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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