love makes seman taste better
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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