I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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