'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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