so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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