Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.