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shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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