worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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