I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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